I chew therefore, I am. January 15

Connor is my walking heart attack. This kid will, and does, put anything and everything in his mouth. I pretty much spend half the day taking things away from him*. Food is obvious, and he is indiscriminate. He will grab food from wherever he can get it. His brothers plate, the floor, the trash can now that he can reach it *gag*. As gross as that is, I can at least understand why one would be interested in putting it in their mouth. The other random household items...not so much. Books, mail, shoes (especially Daddy's work boots), crayons, toys, sticks from the yard, banana peels and, as pictured, a hanger. I could fill a book with this list, but I'll stop here. I swear he isn't part bulldog. The silver lining? At least he's not a picky eater!


*The other half, for those of you keeping track is spent picking the stuff up and putting it away after he drops it.